09 April, 2008

I love Graucho Marx because...

he said things like this...

“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”

“I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure”

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.”

...and those things make me laugh (yes even the fruit flies one).

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